free will astrology - and I won the contest...I think

I usually don't end up posting these because I just read them elsewhere, but this week's reading is even more appropriate than most (or at least I hope so, because it ends very positively)...

Current Aries Free Will Astrology:

I hope you decided against participating in that weird contest -- you know, the one in which you would have competed to see who could bang their head against the wall the most times before passing out. I trust you also turned down any invitations you got to show off your amazing wounds or prove how attractive your problems are. Continue to show a similar forbearance in the coming week, Aries. The worst is over. The pressure to express yourself perversely will soon diminish as the very hassles that have been frustrating you will morph into elegant opportunities.